Even as a zelink shipper whenever people refer to Link and Zelda as soulmates it makes me laugh, cause yeah you’re not wrong they totally are but Ganondorf is also technically their soulmate in that regard? The poly shippers have gotten around that issue but for everyone else he’s literally born to third wheel. No wonder he’s pissed, not only does he never get to realize his ambitions he’s gotta watch that awkward teenage romance over and over for eternity. It’s like he keeps scrolling past his NOTP and the block button isn’t working. Bottling the princess just pisses off the other one, and the other one has the invincibility of a Nokia cell phone. What’s a born hater to do
Thinking about Steve Harrington developing a love for cooking and getting a job as a chef in some family friends’ fancy restaurant. He receives a lot of praise for his cooking and for his gentle nature in the kitchen, he doesn’t yell often and when he does you know it’s because you’ve seriously fucked up.
Cue Eddie Munson handing in his resume as a joke just so he could tell Wayne he applied somewhere, only for him to actually get the waiter job. He shows up for his first day with his hair tied up and his apron tied tightly around his waist and he walks around the kitchen like he owns the place, hips swaying and smile easy as he carries plates like he’s done it his whole life. “They said to give my compliments to the chef.” Eddie says with a wink as he passes by Steve, who blames the flush staining his cheeks on the heat of the kitchen.
Coincidentally, that’s also the first day Steve accidentally knocks a pan off the stove and swears so loud the whole kitchen stops and stares.
This site has been going around Twitter trans accounts quite a bit lately, so just pointing out here too that it’ll do fuck all, they’re exploiting trans people at a time when hrt is particularly hard to access and please don’t give them your money
fuckin exploitative bullshit marketed in the worst way imaginable
literally selling laxatives as weight loss supplements
No actually, this needs to be in the body of the post.
This isn’t someone looking to make a quick buck off the backs of desperate trans women.
This is someone who is gathering a hit list. This person may use your info for active swatting, but not just that, this product will kill you.
This product is outright dangerous. This dose of ashwagandha is ASTRONOMICAL. It’s anxiolytic - meaning that it causes agitation and anxiety - and if you take this dose every day you’ll be developing serotonin syndrome within 4-6 weeks, and an ER trip/death within 8. And if you’re on medications that interact (SSRIs, antipsychotics, most kinds of opiates) or alcohol, this risk is magnified.
This person wants to KILL YOU.
Also the photo they’re using for the founder is AI generated. The easiest tell is the neck tattoo seemingly merging with the collar of the shirt, and none of the locs actually having an end that connects them to the scalp.
There’s a terf in the comments screeding about how this totally isn’t a rightwing psyop and it’s asian fetishizing trans ppl obsessed with anime doing this, so here’s some irrefutable proof that it is, in fact, a right-wing dox honeypot!
If you go to any post by TheQueerQuirk on Twitter and replace the username part of the url with transaretr8ors it will redirect you to the same tweet with the new username, indicating that TheQueerQuirk’s old username WAS in fact transaretr8ors. You can test this yourself.
They’re also stealing images from r/transtimelines for fake reviews.
Their domain name was registered on June 2 and the address marked is a common scam address (seemingly of the Icelandic Phallological Museum).
THIS IS A HONEYPOT. THEY’RE COLLECTING ADDRESSES. YOU COULD BE SWATTED, HAVE YOUR IDENTITY STOLEN, OR AT THE VERY BEST RECEIVE A PRODUCT THAT WILL CAUSE SEROTONIN SYNDROME.
really the thing about kingsley becoming the plank king that’s so funny to me is like. he has a totally respectable and secure job in a shipping company. his life of piracy is a passion project. he 100% does not need to turn to a life of crime.
imagine if your ups man went rogue, vanished to smuggle for the silk road, and then showed up two years later as the head of the gambino crime family. that is exactly what happens.
i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said “we’re not catholic here”. now every time i’m doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.
watching the person in the mobile game ad royally screw up a very simple logic puzzle knowing theyre doing it on purpose to annoy me into wanting to play the game myself and its unfortunately working
*through gritted teeth* i could save you. i could end your suffering.
